"don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose." - c.s. lewis

"When my mind was black and I could not stop crying you were the sun and the stars and the moon to me."

""I love you" doesn’t mean a fucking thing if you spit it down the throat of every girl who makes you feel less dead"
(via girlchoking)

(Source: extrasad, via vibe-killers)

jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

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(via pagingme)

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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(via pagingme)

thorsies:

hello friend i have important info for u

  • u got chub: it cute
  • u got no chub: it cute
  • ur face= cute
  • ur personality= hella
  • u r wondlful buterflu
  • kick ass of ny1 who say diffrnt
  • u cute
  • live life & think outside of hte box
  • box is stupid u creative u got this 
  • go do amazin thing

that is all

(via strictlyteen)

dlubes:

saint-jerome:

ludwigvanbaethoven:

AU where Ash Ketchum forms an indie rock band called TM83

other possibilities include:
Ra Ra Raichu
Neutral Miltank Hotel
Of Magikarp and Men

Have you considered:
Two Door Cinemudkip Club
Joy Duosion
The Head and the Bisharp
Brock Party
Arctic Mankeys

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

(via trust)

chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

(via fuckyeahloldemort)