me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion
youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses
but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
hello friend i have important info for u
- u got chub: it cute
- u got no chub: it cute
- ur face= cute
- ur personality= hella
- u r wondlful buterflu
- kick ass of ny1 who say diffrnt
- u cute
- live life & think outside of hte box
- box is stupid u creative u got this
- go do amazin thing
that is all
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS